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Joke of the Day

"FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?"

"How Many Tourettes Sufferers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Penis."

"What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis"

"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."

"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"

"I tried donating sperm the other day, but they refused me. The requirements they have are really strict there at the salvation army"

"the thing i hate about job applications Job applications are like, ""If you're working & Frank looks upset, what do you do? I turn around and do my job, fuck Frank"

"Wanna hear a joke about an unsharpened pencil? Nevermind, there's no point"

"I am used but in good condition."

"Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had... I spent the whole time trying to find myself"