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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish baby in the womb? A bun in the oven."
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"I wasn't good enough for you in high school but suddenly after 5 kids a husband and 3 boyfriends I'm starting to look good eh?"
"Your mamma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want"
"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."
"Do I speak German? Nein"
"I make fun of people Instagramming their food, but I forget that, during the Renaissance, lots of artists were just painting bowls of fruit."
"I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard."
"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""
"I sat on Santa's lap.. I asked for a bigger dick. He called his black brother-in-law."
"Seal walks into a club ..."