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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? Militia Etheridge."
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"Call a beautiful women, beautiful she will never remember Call a Fat Women Fat and She will never forget, because elephants never forget"
"Water into wine? I just turned my paycheck into vodka. Your move, Jesus."
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"Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad."
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, its a hardware problem"
"Guantanamo Bae"
"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"
"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"
"A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school.. Visions of future war"