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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? A captive Cherokee."
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"How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC] Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!"
"Sex is a lot like chess. It takes strategy, patience, there's a horse there, the queen is watching."
"Hillary Clinton came out with a new campaign slogan in response to Sanders' ""Feel the Bern"" Its called ""Feel the Clit"""
"Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod."
"Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft? I dunno. Let's google it!"
"What is blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
"So bartenders are starting to make a drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy""... Essentially, it's a just a watered-down Manhattan."
"NFL Not Female Lovers Nail Females Limp Nasty F...ckig Liars Not Fair Losers"
"I put my phone on airplane mode. Now I can't find it."