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Joke of the Day
"I hate Russian Dolls They're full of themselves."
Next Joke
"Ugh, I can't believe our coexist bumper stickers aren't working."
"my girlfriend must feel the same way about pizza as she feels about sex. if she has it one night, she won't want it again for a few weeks."
"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."
"Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N."
"My girlfriend is a porn star! She's gonna be pissed when she finds out. EDIT: thanks for front page!"
"A Sinking Boat Clinton, Nixon, and Reagan were on a sinking Boat. Reagan: Women & Children go first Nixon: Fuck the Women! Clinton: You think we have time?"
"I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets to within 4 inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket."
"What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"Why did the hooker get a vagina implanted on her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."