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Joke of the Day

"What black & White and cool as f**k? A fridge with a leather jacket on."

"My New Years resolution would have been to stop procrastinating so much Except I never got around to writing that one down..."

"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."

"If Ben Affleck played Daredevil and Batman does that mean that he's blind as a bat? #WellThatsAGoodQuestion"

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"My British friend Julian Wang just bought his first automobile We call it the Wang car. //needs work"

"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."

"Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!"

"What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a vagina? Nothing. They are both cunts!"