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Joke of the Day

"Why are Black people so fast? [Don't say it in public] ... because all the slow ones are in Jail"

"How do you seize the means of production? By overthrowing the bourgeoisie "

"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"

"My girlfriend doesn't like me having access to a European single market of 500 million So we had a vote and she's making me uninstall Tinder"

"I have an EpiPen I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value. A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam."

"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? ""UK m8?"""

"What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke? One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy."

"Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric."