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Joke of the Day

"Why are Black people so fast? [Don't say it in public] ... because all the slow ones are in Jail"

"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."

"Someone should create a Trump parody Twitter account... That only retweets all the stuff he actually posts"

"What's the difference between hanging with friends and jacking it on the toilet? One means you're taking a load off and shooting the shit, the other is taking a shit and shooting a load off."

"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to put OJ Simpson's knife on display? He was caught trying to frame it"

"Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Do you have a banana in your ear? I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."

"When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'. I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked ""Does anyone know any French?"""

"Why are proteins so bad at poker? They always fold."

"What runs faster? Hot or cold? Hot because everyone can catch a cold!"