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Joke of the Day

"I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face."

"What kind of cake is even worse than fruitcake? Bukkake."

"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"

"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"

"Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German."

"How do you drown a hipster? Drag him into the mainstream."

"In German, the imperative is formed by opening your mouth and speaking German."

"If a rapper named e came out as gay He would say E=MCQUEERED"

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."

"[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this"