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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she moves, the space-time ripples are detectable with naked eye."
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"Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing."
"Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""
"Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is"
"I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours."
"Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round."
"A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak"
"Which programming language got a sex change? Fortranny"
"After my ex and I broke up, I was in a really bad place (Florida)"
"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""