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Joke of the Day

"NSFW: ""Do you spit or swallow?"" I was out on a date with this girl, when I asked her, ""Do you spit or swallow?"" She slapped my face and stormed off... I'm never taking anyone to wine tasting again!!"

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"Pretty lame how horses and dogs don't capitalize on their ability to wear 2 pairs of jean shorts at once"
"This year for Kwanzaa, I'm getting my roommate the traditional Kwanzaa toy. A Dr. Dreidel"
"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."
"Anakin: How do we get in? Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*"
"I'm not a racist! Racism is a crime. *...and...* Only Black people commit crimes."
"Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, ""Wow""."
"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."
"What prophylactic did the black person rip open while having sex? The doctor's vaginer."
"You can pour up to 12 bowls of salad in your sweats before they kick you out of the Olive Garden."