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Joke of the Day

"When my wife was giving birth to our child, I asked the doctor... - When can we have sex? He winked at me and replied - My shift ends in 10 minutes, let's meet outside."

"Tasteless Stephen King Joke When Rachel Creed came back from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage."

"I'm uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. Guys."

"Some people are like slinkies They don't do much, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."

"It would be awesome to have friends as committed to keeping in touch as much as bill collectors are."

"How did I escape Iraq? Iran"

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?"

"What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love"