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Joke of the Day
"What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters? They both downed spirits."
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"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"
"What's the difference between your dad and this joke? This joke will be back someday"
"Noticed a spider while I was driving,so I did what any normal person would do and carefully trapped it in a napkin and set my car on fire."
"If I've learned one thing from twitter, it's how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting."
"What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !"
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."
"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."