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Joke of the Day
"Why is Bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? Because it's like fucking close to water."
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"What does Happy Meal and a lonely girl have in common? They both come with a toy in the box."
"Why can't Cinderella play soccer? Because she keeps running away from the ball"
"My wife said she was divorcing me because I am obsessed with masturbation. I told her to go fuck herself"
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear"
"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"
"When I was a kid I was a sore loser... ...,I cried every time my dad beat me."
"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."
"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. She's funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop... How cool is that for someone her age??"
"A Roman walks into a bar and lifts two fingers He ordered 5 beers"