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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets ? To run his hands through his hair."
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"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"
"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"
"My mom just took away my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
"The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because... he knows where all the bad girls live. :3"
"Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids."
"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""
"What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's? I forgot"
"Start a slow-clap in a quiet, crowded room. The first person that joins you, marry them. They're your soulmate."
"Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?"