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Joke of the Day

"The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because... he knows where all the bad girls live. :3"

"Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one."

"Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain? Because they don't deliver."

"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."

"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"

"Man gets left side crushed in car accident. But don't worry he's all right now"

"Today I met a guy who said he was a Premature Ejaculator He came out of nowhere"

"I'm at an age where ""getting lucky"" only means I have the house to myself..."

"I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens Unfortunately, I was a white male."

"BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott."