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Joke of the Day

"So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles... When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said, It. all. happened. so. fast."

"Alzheimer's Joke (might be a repost)"

"A teen girl is talking to her mother about the birds and the bees. She asks her mother if it's possible to get pregnant from anal sex. The mother says, ""Why yes, that's how lawyers are born!"""

"Reddit knock knock joke Knock knock..who's there...go away the punchline is private!!"

"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."

"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"

"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"Have you guys ever tried Somali food ? Neither have they"

"Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!"

"I said to my classmate, ""You are at the top of the bell curve!"" He responded, ""I don't know what that means!"""