11351

Joke of the Day

"Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. "

"The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks."

"I'm a hard-core Greenbay Packers fan, and every time they score. I do the Lambeau leap into my staircase."

"What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine? ""Cri-me-a river!"""

"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."

"Using rulers for target practice has really set me back in life. I'm tired of shooting myself in the foot."

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."

"How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path"

"I'd give my wife my coat if she's cold but I'll take it back if I become cold and maybe she'll be prepared next time we go out."

"Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration. (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)"