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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"

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"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter."
"Guy Who Invented the Jet Engine: this will revolutionize the travel industry Guy Who Really Hates Geese: yeah that too"
"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. I'm blind"
"Two jews walk into a bar Jk lol I'm a Fukien nazi"
"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."
"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."
"Yet another ""No DMs"" bio. All this civil rights progress but bigotry against Dungeon Masters is still tolerated."
"What do Jedi and rapists have in common? They both use ""The Force""."
"People should look like their personalities."