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Joke of the Day
"Frog Joke. What do you call a temple-running frog? Amphibiana Jones."
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"Have you heard about the humble farmer? He's a grower, not a shower."
"When I wake up before my alarm clock...I sometimes sneak up on it while it's still sleeping and yell ""HOW DOES IT FEEL B*TCH"""
"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""
"What's the difference between a midget and a venereal disease? One's a cunning runt and the other's a running cunt."
"Pizza Hut: May I take your order? Me: Can you make a large pizza vegetarian? Pizza Hut: Yes, but don't ever call me vegetarian again."
"I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
"What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe? Clogs."
"elmo jokw What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!"
"Please donate to my gofundme to replace the laptop i threw across the room in anger after my last gofundme failed"