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Joke of the Day

"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."

"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic"

"Only a coward brings a gun to a swordfight, But only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight."

"If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, ""Nature photographs."" Thanks."

"Why aren't there any mexicans in the Olympics? Cuz all that can run, jump or swim have got their ass over here."

"My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary."

"Did you hear about the football player who went to jail? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver."

"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""

"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."

"What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight? Muay Thai"