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Joke of the Day

"Saw a guy smoking while pumping gas & at first glance thought 'wow that's not safe' & at second glance thought 'wow that guy's on fire'"

"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."

"Grammar it is said by people that know grammar The shortest sentence in the English language is: I am, and the longest sentence is: I do."

"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."

"What's a Mexican's dick when it's cold out? A little chili."

"LPT: If you crash into a parked car and don't have a paper and pen.. simply use a key to scratch your insurance details on to the bonnet."

"If I had a penny.. for every time a girl asked me out I'd have 5 cents. She said if I came back a sixth time, she'd call the cops."

"What is the most popular novel in Mexico? Tequila mocking bird"

"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."

"Being a man means doing what I want, when I want, and not having to answer to anyone. This is my...shit she's coming. To be continued."