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Joke of the Day

"LPT: If you crash into a parked car and don't have a paper and pen.. simply use a key to scratch your insurance details on to the bonnet."

"[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world? A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes."

"My friend's wife asked him, if she died tomorrow, when would he start sleeping with other women? He said, ""about three years ago."""

"Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."

"A Blanket? It would be a fukkit."

"Dear Smart Phone, I would really wish if you spent more time with me than your Charger"

"Children are so unappreciative these days. I bought my daughter a rabbit. She just keeps complaining about how it ""doesn't count if it's roadkill""."

"Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump? Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it."

"I got thrown out of the zoo today.... apparently you're not allowed to feed the ducks..... to the alligators........"

"Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they."