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Joke of the Day
"How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel."
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"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"
"If I could pick any super power it would be... echo sound location so I could see with my eye's closed."
"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"
"What's the difference between a chick pea and potato? I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face."
"What's Hellen Keller's favorite color? corduroy"
"Healthcare Costs in America"
"Ever hear of a 68? It's like a 69, only you do me and I owe you one."
"What's the best Brokemon? Ayyyyyyy, brah."
"Just as my teachers said, math has proven useful in my everyday life. For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire."