219195
Joke of the Day
"Been coughing all day. Can't seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie."
Next Joke
"What is the dumbest joke you've ever come up with, while at work or in school? Go!"
"I went fishing but didn't catch any fish It was a failure."
"This guy says he rides a bike 20 miles a day, and then runs 5 miles a day too. Yo bro, you gotta get a car."
"To the women who keeps waking me up at 3AM by pounding on my door: I'm not letting you out."
"My dad went to jail this morning... Because he's the jail doctor."
"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."
"What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common? They both give kids a little head."
"ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub."
"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."