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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill...? Walking... Jk Rowling."
Next Joke
"Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem"
"It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it."
"I'm writing a book about a child who suffers from SIDS But considering turning it into a short story"
"What does your mom and Pac-man have in common? She eats balls all day. WOKA WOKA WOKA WOKA!!!!!"
"Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!"
"If Jessica own 400 melons and Jimmy steal 50 of them, how many would be left? About tree fiddy."
"How do Buddhist monks send emails? They remove all attachments."
"Sonys network security"
"What do you call unreasonably strand fat people with authority? Fatscists."