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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She's the one with dirty knees."
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"MANAGER: You're hired! The pay is $200 per hour, plus benefits. The first thing you need to do is make a phone call to-- ME: I quit"
"Joke of the Day 6/11/14 A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
"Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off."
"Its hard to say ""I love you"". It even harder to say ""I am sorry"". But try saying ""armudlajbarfajkajthagartughir""."
"So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys ""Aren't you going to do something?"" My wife asked. ""Nah, six should be enough."" (Les Dawson)"
"I often call my stepson a ""bitch"" and my stepdaughter a ""dickhead"" to show them the importance of gender equality."
"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""
"[playing limbo at Gary's house] GARY: how low can you go? *i sleep with Gary's wife* GARY: wow, that is pretty low"
"Online dating has its good points. You can choose your own name, lie through your teeth and you can't smell their breath."