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Joke of the Day

"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."

"My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."

"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""

"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."

"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""

"I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her cigarette."

"Today feminists asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"I would rather have Bill Cosby as President than Donald Trump.. because if America is gonna get fucked for 4 years I wanna be asleep when it happens."

"Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper."

"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."