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Joke of the Day
"Woah!!! You're a much fatter family than the stick figures on your rear window would indicate!"
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"DATING TIP: Surprise your date! Show up a day early."
"Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth? Two towers."
"What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana."
"I opened the microwave without knocking and caught my hot dogs touching tips."
"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a chair...and a table."
"What do you call a cheap boob job? A discount rack."
"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror. I think that says alot."
"What does a Dalek do in the shower? EXFOLIATE!"
"[holding my aunts stupid idiot baby] what sound does a cow make ""moo!"" good now a dog ""woof woof!"" 2 for 2. now...WHERES THAT MISSING PLANE"