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Joke of the Day

"[OC] How does captain hook cook pita bread? With a pita pan."

"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"

"TIFU by mixing condiments up. This is seems to be the wrong sub."

"Why did the protester cross the road? To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?"

"how many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"

"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"Poor Schapelle Corby, shes missed out on so much the past 10 years. Imagine the 1st time she goes to use the self serve checkouts at coles 'Unexpected item in bag.' ""Shit not this again"""

"What's the Russian word for water? Vodka"

"I'm not a fan of NASCAR but I hear it's popular in some circles."

"What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press? File compression"