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Joke of the Day
"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""
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"How does a lawyer sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now."
"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."
"Great! My hot neighbor Karen just saw me in the toilet paper aisle at the supermarket! Now she's gonna know I shit!"
"Mosquitoes... God's way of making us slap ourselves!!"
"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."
"There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. He sold his soul to santa"
"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"
"""Don't move or she's dead"" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing."