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Joke of the Day
"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."
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"Why does the Catholic Church protect paedophiles? Because the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam."
"Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher."
"Knock knock ""who's there?"" interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease ""interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease who?"" knock knock ""who's there?"" moooooooooo ::silence::"
"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"
"I told a psychiatric ward patient to stand in the middle of two black poles ... and he did it ! The absolute madman!"
"What do you call three Trumpies? Drei rot."
"Last night I had sex for an hour and 30 seconds. I love when daylight savings time ends!"
"The new guy at work has been getting a lot of customer complaints lately. Probably because I wear his name tag when he's not there."
"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""