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Joke of the Day

"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a c**kroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."

"I asked my heart why I can't sleep at night? Heart replied ""because you slept in the afternoon, don't act like you're in love"""

"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

"Adele has confirmed that her new album will be called 25... Not for her current age, but for the number of snickers bars she had for breakfast"

"Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny."

"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"

"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"

"I'm really tired all the time, I think I have stereo... It's like I have mono times two"

"This may be a bit messed up. If you eat one thing a lot, people tend to joke that you'll ""become it"". I used to eat vegetables. Guess what I became."

"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."