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Joke of the Day

"I tried to catch fog today Mist"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."

"A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh."

"Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"

"""New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked."" If you really want to shock us, leak some photos where she's reading a book."

"I'm sure wherever my dad is he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"

"Working in porn for the free sex is like working at Chipotle for the free burritos Yeah, you're getting paid, but it destroys your asshole"

"A pedophile serial killer lures a child into a forest on a rainy night The kid says, ""I'm scared."" The pedophile responds, ""You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."""