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Joke of the Day
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAIIIIIINS"
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"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."
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"I hate it when I punch ghosts! http://imgur.com/lVv8D6W"
"The most popular letter used in every 'dank meme' post.. Aaaaaaa lmao"
"I met a beautiful girl when I went on vacation a few years ago... We got along great and she even showed me her boobs. I don't know why I brought it up, it's a distant mammary."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them"
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"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bail"