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Joke of the Day

"I met a beautiful girl when I went on vacation a few years ago... We got along great and she even showed me her boobs. I don't know why I brought it up, it's a distant mammary."

"I went to a baseball game with my dad last night. It was pretty fun, we even got on the jumbotron! Then I noticed it was the Emotional Unavailability Cam."

"What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band? Syndrome of a Down"

"What's the difference between your PC and your Penis? Usually its small, used often and you dont let just ANYONE touch it."

"Two chicken are gossiping... And one of them says to the other: ""You know Brad?"" ""Yeah."" ""He's a total dick."""

"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."

"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat"

"Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK I'll come back in a year's time!"

"Computing Pirates What's a pirate's favorite computer language? Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C"

"What's a weeaboo's favorite religion Animism"