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Joke of the Day
"Girl, are you pi? 'Cause you are long and sweet."
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"Nick Saban walks into a bar... to watch the College Football Championship"
"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"
"I lost my favorite ash tray. Child Protective Services took him."
"I'm not that great at origami... I cut corners."
"Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action."
"hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat"
"The definition of Irony: Your job sucks Your kids suck Your life sucks Your wife...doesn't"
"Me: ""I feel like I'm 90 years old."" My Skin: ""Let's go through puberty again."""
"How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket."