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Joke of the Day
"I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung"
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"What is the difference between pot and pussy? If you can smell the pussy across the room, it's probably not the good stuff."
"I was gonna tell a racist joke But fuck it, its too dark"
"Because he always knew what the punchline would be. Why didn't the psychic laugh at any jokes?"
"What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both purple except the elephant."
"Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece."
"TIFU by messing up someone's sandwich order Whoops, wrong sub!"
"What do you call five black man having sex? A threesome."
"Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds? They hog the Schwing set."
"There are only 10 sorts of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don't."