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Joke of the Day
"If Iron man and Silver surfer... teamed up they would be Alloys."
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"I was going to have sex with my xbox but.. It made me microsoft"
"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."
"*approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired."
"""My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings,"" said the awesome scientist in my imagination."
"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"
"Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowlady? Snowballs!"
"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."