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Joke of the Day
"If Iron man and Silver surfer... teamed up they would be Alloys."
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"What is a male pirates biggest fear? A sunken chest with no booty."
"I have a Jewish friend who makes beer I guess you could say Hebrews"
"[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities"
"What did Stalin say to all the thousands of people he killed? Crimea river"
"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."
"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."
"Corny Deadpool joke Wolverine has DirecTV. Deadpool has Cable."
"I was watching ""Who wants to be a Millionaire?"" on Zimbabwean TV."
"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""