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Joke of the Day
"Nothing waters down the word ""ultimate"" like ultimate frisbee."
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"If I had a dollar for every time Donald Trump denied something... Then I too would have a small loan of 1 million dollars"
"I told myself after high school I wasn't going to smoke any more weed. I haven't smoked any less either."
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"What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5? SCV."
"I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction."