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Joke of the Day
"I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone"
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"Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger? Because they can't decide what exactly should break there."
"This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water. Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage."
"It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised... ...But in the end we pulled it off."
"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."
"Our office couldn't afford a paper shredder so we just have a room with a pissed off badger in it that we toss documents we don't need into"
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt."
"My teacher told me to turn in my essay, But I ain't no snitch"
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... ...Vodka costs less than dinner for two"
"I'm selling books on how to avoid saying the wrong thing and getting into fights. Who wants some?"