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Joke of the Day
"I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone"
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"You hear some creature making noises in the distance. ""Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!"" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear? A duck. ... with hiccups."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis"
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"
"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."
"What's the capital of Greece? (x-post from /r/MeanJokes) About 10. DISCLAIMER: I heard this joke from /u/r4e3d2d2i8t5. All due credit to that person."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"
"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"
"Thank you automatic ice dispenser. I was hoping to get either 2 or 675 ice cubes."
"Lesbian Vampires What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! Credit : /u/andrej88"