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"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... ...Vodka costs less than dinner for two"
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"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"
"In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side."
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park there, man!"
"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"
"Customer: ""Hi I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"""
"What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? Trannysoreass!"
"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."