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Joke of the Day
"What does a chef with a chronic masturbation issue cook? Fapjacks!"
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"How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it"
"If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC... ...that would be unpresidented."
"I like my women the way I like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar"
"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"
"When boy scouts leave a campsite better than they found it, I like to picture a bear who went to interior design school like, ""Oh HELL naw."""
"What type of meat do catholic priests eat on Friday? Nun."
"LPT: Always bring a deck of cards with you when you go hiking Joke: If you get lost, play some Solitaire. Soon enough someone will be around to tell you how to play your own damn cards!"
"""I'm afraid I have some very bad news, sir,"" the doctor said. ""You have cancer and Alzheimer's."" ""Oh, well, at least I don't have cancer."""
"I've developed a fear of imitation ale, It's a faux beer."