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Joke of the Day

"How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians."

"The government closed my non-profit clean needle exchange because we were just wiping 'em off with an old rag."

"WHATS A HIPPY?? THE THINGY WHERE YOUR LEGGIES HANG FROM"

"Why did the redneck cross the road His dick was stuck in the chicken"

"I need an airplane joke And I need it right neeeeeeoooow."

"I just turned my iPhone into an iPad simply by holding it closer to my face."

"I hate when kangaroos say they're going to ""hop in the shower"" and expect you to laugh like you've never heard it before."

"So there's a child and a gorilla... Well there WAS a gorilla."

"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"

"My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office."