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Joke of the Day
"WHATS A HIPPY?? THE THINGY WHERE YOUR LEGGIES HANG FROM"
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"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."
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"I get why Tupac's band smoked his ashes... ...It would have been tacky to take a shot in his memory."
"Hey you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry have a shot at mine !"
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"Those who dont discriminate sexually are called bisexuals"