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Joke of the Day
"**mass text** Girl, you know you're the only one."
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"[casting call] -have u acted before? *shows VHS of me at a food court eating free samples like I might purchase the meal -oh this guys good"
"What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking."
"Why did Hitler like his Adidas's? They were made by his distant relative."
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."
"""No comment"" said no woman, ever"
"What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual."
"A wife asks her husband, ""Does this dress make me look fat?"" Her husband responds, ""No, that question makes you look stupid""."
"Why Men Are Forgetful Men's boobs are forgetful because they have no mammary's"
"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."