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Joke of the Day

"A wife asks her husband, ""Does this dress make me look fat?"" Her husband responds, ""No, that question makes you look stupid""."

"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."

"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"

"I was trying to get my PC to run faster... So I painted it black but now it won't turn on"

"Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March? They only had 2 trucks."

"Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds."

"I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name ""shampoo"" was taken"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible car accident? He's all right now."

"A joke I made up when I was high: Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face? Because they're always footing the bill."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic"