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Joke of the Day
"Why Men Are Forgetful Men's boobs are forgetful because they have no mammary's"
Next Joke
"A woman asked me if I had a cigarette. ""Yes..."" I said, ""But what about your baby?"" She said, ""Oh no. He doesn't smoke."""
"[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps"
"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."
"RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :("
"When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?"
"Trump won't drop out I wonder how that makes Republicans feel, being forced to carry something ***to term***"
"What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common? Neither want me coming inside them."
"Why is it called Black Friday? Because the deals are such..A nigger"
"Want to hear my tribute to Elvis? Thanks, Elvis."