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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry martinez."
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"The baby in the car next to me is either unable to control his arms or hes throwing me gang signs. Im not taking any chances. *locks doors*"
"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"
"If a man was born in England raised in America and died in Spain what does that make him? Dead."
"Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick."
"Why are power tools good for bank robberies? They know the drill."
"Infants don't have nearly as much fun in infancy as adults have in adultery."
"""hello 9-1-1 whats your emergency?"" hi yes it's me again i left the house 3 min ago but just realized i forgot my headphones"
"What's an acceptable absolute zero? 0K."
"I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo. Her name was Dizzy Spells."