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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: When your favorite football team wins, you don't win. You're just drunk on a couch screaming at a TV."

"Accordion to a recent survey, most people don't notice when a musical instrument is inserted into a sentence."

"how do trains fall in love? it attracks another one."

"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"

"A farmer goes up to another farmer and says ""if you can guess how many chickens I have... ...I'll give you both of them."" TL;DR: OP is a fag."

"Why was the sick eagle in prison? Because she was illegal."

"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"

"my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG"

"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."

"Best Way To Impress a Girl.. Boy To Gym Coach: ""I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?"" Coach: ""Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"""