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Joke of the Day
"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."
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"Here's a short joke."
"What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? He pressed hispanic button"
"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."
"Guns don't kill people. Dying kills people."
"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"
"Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted."
"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."
"[at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit"
"Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel. (I don't know if this joke works in English)"